Zero Star Routes

Since
it’s all relative… I ‘ve set out to climb the overlooked climbs of Utah. The way I figure it, if it received no stars
in the guidebook, it’s likely because the authors never climbed it. Or maybe they just don’t like offwidths.
So,
here’s a quick synopsis of whatever I could think of and dig up. I guess so far there just aren’t so many- too
many one star routes to occupy. I’ll start with the granite:
Ferguson Canyon
- Hank’s Crank, 5.10a: Aid solo. Cruddy approach, short
climb.
- Garden of Gordon, 5.6:
Short and presumably un-memorable since I can’t remember any
details.
- Blind man’s Glasses, 5.8: Short but fun
moves in the lower crack.
- Anonymous: 5.9: Short but the face was super fun.
- Exodus, 5.9: 1 ½ move wonder.
- Draw the Line, 5.9: The better line on the Diminutive
Rock. Fun with cool moves; albeit
short.
- Unnamed, A1 5.10: FA. Roped solo. A short one bolt line. Looked better than it was. Regrets of a ground up assault.
- Unnamed, A2 5.8: FA, Roped Solo. Funky aid line that aimed for a roof
that was just a little too scary.
Built a belay and bailed.
Little Cottonwood
- Windjammer, 5.10: Aid solo. The initial corner was really cool, but
the upper half the route was less cool.
Flaky rock.
- Squeeze My Lemon, 5.7: Quality.
I dig this route. Fun crack
climbing with a good 5.7 crux.
- Winter Diversion, 5.6: Roped solo. Long with 3 distinct, varied, 5.6
cruxes. A “mountaineering” style
route. Almost ran out of rope with
solo-anchorage.
- Eider Duck, 5.8: TR solo.
Once again, long. Rotten
slings grace the top. I walked east
and rapped of a lower tree.
- Via Duck, 5.8: Roped solo onto “Why a Duck”. Added some spice to the upper climb.
- Horned Grebe, 5.8: Roped solo- 2 pitches. This took some exploration, route finding,
and vegetation battling to climb.
The second pitch belay wasn’t where I thought it would be and was mank. Odd
climb.
- Walk the Duck, 5.7: TR solo.
Fun, easy troughs.
- Ruddy Duck, 5.8: TR solo. Cool slabbage.
- Riveting, A1: Crap route. Really does deserve zero stars. Yeah it is quick, but just climb the legit first pitch of the Peeler.
- Pfeifferhorn North Ridge, 5.5: Solo.
Summer ascent. Cool route in
a cool location. I found an old, mank, fixed line on the crux that helped keep me sane.
- Rotten Egg, 5.6: Likely FA. Roped solo. Fun moves on chicken heads and odd
cracks lead to jungle and precarious death blocks. Scary exit.
- Runnel Chunnel, A2 (probably free at 11d): FA.
Roped solo. Fun steep slabage nd face leads to the
chunnel and death spikes. Very delicate and scary.
- _____ Duck, 5.7: FA. Roped Solo. As yet unnamed. Fun runout
slab climbing. Scary exit because I
just didn’t feel like drilling another bolt for a 5.7 climb.
- Egg West, 5.6: Likely FA. Roped Solo. Fun well-protected dihedral leads to an
easy runout slab and bush belay.